Penelope Badger

At the insistence of our modern feminist society, I spent the last several decades trying to find a career that would suit me. I got a degree and countless certifications. I started various projects, launched business ideas, and creative endeavors…

My channel is an intergalactic space jaguar from Lyra, a starseed if you will. She is the one who brings through the transformational medicine in my work. But my human, my woman? She is a Hussy Housewife. It’s the only…

Getting Back in the Flow 

So the housewife daily isn’t so daily after all. Sometimes I fall into these strange time warps and I’m just crawling out of it. Everyone is finally healthy again, thank God. The last few weeks…

Catching Up 

Playing catch up this week from the boy being sick and an intensive three day workshop I did this past weekend. Today is the first day that I’ve started to feel somewhat normal. I have to remember that…

Answering the Call 

I used to want to save the world. There are so many things wrong with the way humans move in their lives, and I thought if I became a spiritual teacher, I could help. For the last…

Tired AF 

It’s Monday and I’m utterly exhausted. No one tells you how much energy it takes to hold space for your children when they’re sick. Not only that, but how much energy it takes to manage the worry, and…

Where it Started 

I used to be a low key love addict. Being in love was an obsession. I constantly needed someone to chase or crush on to be emotionally okay. I chalked it up to being a brooding artist…

Woman’s Work 

The whole boss bitch movement has really fucked with the modern housewife’s mentality. Where making a house into a home used to be the pinnacle of a woman’s work, we have now been indoctrinated to believe that homemaking…

A Different Kind of Washing 

Today was a bit of a wash on the housewife front. Was up well past dawn helping husband work through some tough business decisions and just connecting in general. We haven’t really seen each other…

Intro

You can read all of the homemaking books and download all the schedules and routines you can find, but if it the rules go against your inherent nature, you won’t be happy doing it. Setting a bar and a…

Who am I again? 

My nanny came back to work today and I found myself a little lost. This seems to happen every time there is a stint without her. At first I get a little annoyed and frustrated that…

Spring Has Sprung 

Welcome to March y’all! The weather is warming up in the daytime and that is both delightful and terrifying. We won’t get much time before it’s in the triple digits here, so I am doing my best…